Neon green serif text reads “THE DUMBEST GIRL ALIVE” on a neon yellow background. The text is surrounded by eclectic black illustrations: a skull with stars, dragonfly wings, a sword, a strawberry, a stylized atom, an eye, and swirling lines—suggesting a b
Text on a torn strip of crumpled black paper reads in neon yellow all-caps typewriter font: 'A LOVE LETTER TO THE STRANGE, THE SACRED, AND THE STUPID.'

The Dumbest Girl Alive is a cultural commentary podcast and pseudo-archive for cultural fixations:
the things we can’t forget,
the artifacts we can’t bury,
the obsessions we can’t shake.

Torn scrap of cream-colored paper with an ornate black border of leafy flourishes. In the center, bold serif text in all caps reads: “Graduated magna dumb laude like the best of ’em.” The design mimics a formal certificate, but the ragged edges and irrever
Polaroid of a smiling woman labeled as a hybrid fern, surrounded by ephemera including a fern frond and an “I believe Anita Hill” button.

The Dumbest Girl Alive is created and curated by Fern (she/her/hers), librarian-in-training and meticulous caretaker of the inconvenient and the sacred.
She lives on unceded Indigenous territory in so-called Canada, where her work traces the edges of research and reverie.
She believes in archives that breathe, and in the quiet rebellion of paying close attention.

art in logo created by annie konst & anmarkbackground photo by valeria reverdo